'alf inch

Daz "It doesn't have a half inch machine"
Randy "We'l have to 'alf inch one"

Freddie

Randy: "I nearly said to Freddie the other day - do you remember me? ... I snogged your grandma!"

Commitment

Ollie's dad: "You have to have commitment."
Randy: "Or be committed!"

Randy's take

Jon: "So we've got the guitar fir this one?"
Randy: "Yeah I stood out there and played it, unless you didn't record it?!"

...MORE DRUMS

to Satan on the kit:

"Nobody gives a fuck what you're playing. You were in there for hours'

NEW SONG

"It's such a shit song, I still haven't learnt it"

C-

Ro: That's great Randy much improved."

Randy: "Well it doesn't happen often - that was like a C-."

Keys

Ro recording Piano parts...
Randy: "Can I go out there and strangle him?!"

Right

Randy: "Yeah buts that's the feel to it, it's not meant to be right!"

How it goes

Randy: "That's how it goes - get away from me!"

Mind Reading...

Daz mumbling to self: "fuuuccckkk"
Randy: "Are you mind reading?"

What...

Randy: "What ever happened to talent?!"

Easter Take

Randy when tracking guitar: "I suppose I should stand, as it is Easter."

Writer

Randy: "I write all the parts JB and then you play 'em wrong and tell me I'm not playing 'em right!"

Studious

Randy: "I loved it when I went to polytechnic. I was never there."

Easter

Randy: " This dude called Jesus got covered in chocolate and then stuck to loads of biscuits!"

Foreign Food

Randy: "I don't like any of that foreign food. I'll just have a curry!"

Drums

Randy: "Try playing drums with 2 sticks... it's much easier!"

Level

Randy: "Didn't have the guitar turned up,, sounded good though!"

Inna Being

Ro: "Engage your inner being"
Randy: "I haven't got one!"

DK

Randy: "It needs to decay and never come back!"

Coach

JB: "I'm your life coach"
Randy: "Can't you be my coach home? Even a bus would do."

NICE DAY

I'm gonna go home - it's a nice day!

Fanta up the arse

Slay-tus Quo

"This album goes from Status Quo to Slayer and all points in between"

Nice shoes

i like those shoes Randy are they leather?: "I think they are. Or plastic."

Notes

Randy: "I'm good with noises just not notes!"

Barcode

Randy: "As long as you learn to play one barcode you're alright!"

Plectrum

Daz: "You got a plectrum?"
Randy: "Yeah I bought a special red one in that I found at home... It's got a little tortoise on it."

Randy: "No!"

Drums

"It's all here Dave, see everywhere you look there's drums..."

Taking paracetamol for a headache

We could just grind it all up together and snort it, you know you want to. What's the worst that could happen, we could all fall asleep for a while, or permanently.

Frets...

Randy: "If it was somewhere else on the fret-board then it'd be somewhere else won't it?!"

Day 4 classic

Randy: "Talking to your Wah pedal - you'd never know!"

Day 1

JB "Everything tastes better with cheese & bacon"

Randy "What, even Cornflakes?"